Metalheadlove

homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

heathledgers:

reasons to watch the world cup

heathledgers:

reasons to watch the world cup

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

pringtella:

slightlydarkergreywarden:

whislin:

the mass effect fandom IS the dragon age fandom. we are one in the same. united in our fucking tears

Whatever we were before, we are now the Bioware fandom!

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pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

snuggycas:

We didn’t even have Spring this year, we had Winter, second Winter, and jumped straight into the fucking sweat of Satan’s ballsack. 

de-mysteriis-dom-santa:

in norwegian, we don’t say “i love you,” we say “det som engang var” which means “my love for you burns brighter than a church” and i think that’s beautiful

whiteboykik:

catmintz:

teachmehowtoglovie:

goberzerkandfightwithanut:

ARE YOU SHITTING ME??

NOPE THIS IS FLORIDA

nyoom

a classic example of how to take full advantage of a situation

whiteboykik:

catmintz:

teachmehowtoglovie:

goberzerkandfightwithanut:

ARE YOU SHITTING ME??

NOPE THIS IS FLORIDA

nyoom

a classic example of how to take full advantage of a situation

fyeahbucky:

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being funny. 

micropenissyndrome:

awwww-cute:

Only 8 months between the first and last!

his shorts have grown so much from the second photo to the third

micropenissyndrome:

awwww-cute:

Only 8 months between the first and last!

his shorts have grown so much from the second photo to the third

contradictionaddiction:

I’m really confused as to why tumblr is celebrating national donut day without acknowledging that today is also the 70th anniversary of the D-Day Landings

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

kostyantyn:

why would you bake a guinea pig into a muffin you monster?!?

kostyantyn:

why would you bake a guinea pig into a muffin you monster?!?