if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
reasons to watch the world cup
Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.
THIS IS CUTE PLEASE
the mass effect fandom IS the dragon age fandom. we are one in the same. united in our fucking tears
Whatever we were before, we are now the Bioware fandom!
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”
We didn’t even have Spring this year, we had Winter, second Winter, and jumped straight into the fucking sweat of Satan’s ballsack.
in norwegian, we don’t say “i love you,” we say “det som engang var” which means “my love for you burns brighter than a church” and i think that’s beautiful
ARE YOU SHITTING ME??
NOPE THIS IS FLORIDA
a classic example of how to take full advantage of a situation
I will stop reblogging this when it stops being funny.
Only 8 months between the first and last!
his shorts have grown so much from the second photo to the third
I’m really confused as to why tumblr is celebrating national donut day without acknowledging that today is also the 70th anniversary of the D-Day Landings
dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it
why would you bake a guinea pig into a muffin you monster?!?